Microsoft

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Microsoft, often abbreviated MS or M$ produces software everyone uses, complains about, and then promise to switch to Linux and Linux software for their next major project, until they remember that their favorite media player doesn't run on Unix, or that one Linux app they can't work without is still in beta, or that they won't be able to play that awesome new shooter coming out on Linux , when the real reason is because they don't want to learn and deal with Linux.